Just call one of your friends up and use one of these, an instant cure for boredom.

Towelie	Super Mario	Salad Fingers
Mr. T	Borat	Homestar Runner
Foamy the Squirrel	Family Guy Peter Griffen	Beavis and Butthead
Tom Green	Special Ed	Quagmire (Family Guy)
Gir (Invader Zim)	Jack Black	Master Shake (ATHF)
Kerpal	Spoonie Luv (Crank Yankers)	Lil Jon
Mr. Rogers	Mr. Garrison	Fart Machine
Adam Sandler	George Bush	Austin Powers
Dr. Evil	Dr. Phil	Dave Chappelle (Half Baked)
Arnold Schwarzenegger	Howard Stern	Judge Judy
Michael Jackson	Napolean Dynamite	Ozzy Osbourne
Mr. T	Pedro Sanchez (Napolean Dynamite)	Eric Cartman (South Park)
Bender (Futurama)	Stewie (Family Guy)	Homer Simpson